Food Theory: Cheetos Are Cow Food!

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Theorists, Cheetos are cow food. That's it, that's the Tweet - I mean video. Listen, I LOVE me some Cheetos. If you pop open a bag, I will not say no! That does not, however, change what these crispy snacks are. They were MADE for cows! Still don't believe me? Well, sit back and grab a snack. This will blow your mind!
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Writers: Matthew Patrick and Luke Barats
Editors: Pedro Freitas, Danial "BanditRants" Keristoufi, and Koen Verhagen
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
#Cheetos #FlaminHotCheetos #ChesterCheeta #Chips #CowFood #FoodScience #FoodTheory #Food #Recipe #Matpat #GameTheory #FilmTheory



  • Miss you so much Matpat! ❤️

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    • @that one guy with the voice But Jesus should be invited to anything.

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  • Technically Cows are supposed to eat grass not maize and if we used the same maize to feed humans we would have less of a hunger problem. Look it upp there's a cool video on it

    LazygirlLazygirlPirms 4 Stundām
  • This man that made Flamin Hot Cheetos is a God

    Anika LawyerAnika LawyerPirms 8 Stundām
  • 7:46 Matpat had a beard?

    Eloy VegaEloy VegaPirms 8 Stundām
  • Is it is literally correct is it still a theory?

    lando deelando deePirms 8 Stundām
  • i ate the subscribe button and subscribed before i ate it

    Jahvida Velazquez GonzalezJahvida Velazquez GonzalezPirms 10 Stundām
  • There is the issue of Cheetos being a corporate product. If you said cheese puffs, sure...but generally a top tier culinary ingredient needs the chef not to be sued...

    Eliza WulfEliza WulfPirms 10 Stundām
  • Cow food is good

    Hy LeHy LePirms 10 Stundām
  • can we get him to make a corn flake episode?

    Sagan BriseboisSagan BriseboisPirms 16 Stundām
  • Cheetos plus funyuns equal delicious

    theFLCLguytheFLCLguyPirms 19 Stundām
  • Let’s go MONTIÑEZ!!!

    Zach OstroffZach OstroffPirms 20 Stundām
  • So who's gonna put spices on graham crackers and become a billionaire

    whooflewhooflePirms dienas
  • I watched a whole video about food I don't like. man I'm bored

    I'll pick up those balls for youI'll pick up those balls for youPirms dienas
  • Maybe I am a cow

    NazgûlNazgûlPirms dienas
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    marivee romeromarivee romeroPirms dienas
  • Believe it or not, I never had cheetos

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  • Woooooooooooooooooooooôooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

    Nick a thiccNick a thiccPirms dienas
  • 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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  • How do you drop out of 4th grade

    Curly WhrlyCurly WhrlyPirms dienas
  • What about cheetos nuddelise

    Hamza ShahzadHamza ShahzadPirms dienas
  • I love flamin' hot cheetos, even though like most spicy food, it hurts to eat, I can't get enough of it.

    MegaOrwell1984MegaOrwell1984Pirms dienas
  • Away

    Duck At GameStopDuck At GameStopPirms dienas
  • The Theorists just LOVE blowing our minds...

    N DN DPirms dienas
  • Moo

    The cabinet manThe cabinet manPirms 2 dienām
  • I've been making Hot Cheeto Omelets for years

    Noah BuieNoah BuiePirms 2 dienām
  • I don’t like Cheetos.

    Chris Or cjChris Or cjPirms 2 dienām
  • sooo no one is gonna say he low key looks like jsutin tim with his cut he had lol.

    BeastymcBeastymcPirms 2 dienām
  • As a child, I use to love eating Cheetos. Then after my appendectomy in 1957 by 1959 I found out I was not able to enjoy ice cream, cream cheese, in fact any diary of any type or kind without a highly rushed trip to the bathroom. Thanks to Lactaid products de-lactating their ice cream some food from childhood I can enjoy again in moderation.

    rgoidelrgoidelPirms 2 dienām
  • 30 years later: "How rats went from pests to pesto"

    queloreparioqueloreparioPirms 2 dienām
  • I dont care what it is might be grass i dont care only if it tastes good

    Kk kpKk kpPirms 2 dienām
  • The crunchy ones are better!

    Lacey FisherLacey FisherPirms 2 dienām
  • CHEETOS ARE COW FOOD!? well I guess I'm a cow now.

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  • ok

    Cooper RileyCooper RileyPirms 3 dienām
  • cow

    Cooper RileyCooper RileyPirms 3 dienām
  • A popular yeast extract spread called Marmite here in the UK used to be a by-product/industrial waste of a beer brewers company.

    Ezee Posse TVEzee Posse TVPirms 3 dienām
  • *continues to eat cheetos*

    T-RexXD225T-RexXD225Pirms 3 dienām
  • I wanna see some Cheetos Liquor now

    Caboose ProductionzCaboose ProductionzPirms 3 dienām
  • Nani 5:45

    Big GiraffeBig GiraffePirms 3 dienām
  • Me eating Cheetos I watching this video be like hmmm interesting

    Big GiraffeBig GiraffePirms 3 dienām
  • Wow thanks was eating cheetos win i was watching this

    Queen puppy & King kittyQueen puppy & King kittyPirms 3 dienām
    • But great job on the vid!!

      Queen puppy & King kittyQueen puppy & King kittyPirms 3 dienām
  • Then I’m a cow I guess 😐

    Lindsay WizLindsay WizPirms 3 dienām
  • Wait if cheetoes become a culinary ingredient, won’t it become expensive because of demand-

    DanielleDaniellePirms 3 dienām
  • Do you believe in God? And are you saved? If so go tell someone else and tell them to tell someone else if not then go read the Bible take Jesus as your saver. If you don't want to then well you don't have to....

    SuperFireTurtle14SuperFireTurtle14Pirms 3 dienām
  • they did make a mac and cheetos

    Mia Genevieve LefebvreMia Genevieve LefebvrePirms 4 dienām
  • IM A ELITE GODLY JOCK 💯🏈‼️‼️🇹🇹💯🏈🏈

    Master AssassinMaster AssassinPirms 4 dienām
  • sure love Cheetos

    Sunny DaysSunny DaysPirms 4 dienām
  • Omgggg

    The cool kid five Nights at freddysThe cool kid five Nights at freddysPirms 4 dienām
  • Did you just make a digimon reference? I'm happy. Life fulfilled

    Thommy JacksonaThommy JacksonaPirms 4 dienām
  • heck even cheetos sushi

    PhantomProductionsPhantomProductionsPirms 4 dienām
  • Mat amd Ro have such a strong brother/sister vibe its crazy, I feel like it was really solidified by Escape the Night s3

    Hailee SeaboltHailee SeaboltPirms 4 dienām
  • Cow food is mostly hey but Cheetos don’t taste like hey or humans can eat the snacks even Cowles because it’s contained with cow food we want to eat cow food because it’s OK but this one is invented for cows and humans to annoy

    Shelbi Wallace-NuneryShelbi Wallace-NuneryPirms 4 dienām
  • Next your going to say caned tuna started out as cat food and beef jerky doggy treats

    Sam HudsonSam HudsonPirms 4 dienām
  • We are the cattle that the powerful need

    Sam HudsonSam HudsonPirms 4 dienām
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    Gasper EnglemannGasper EnglemannPirms 5 dienām
  • ive never had Cheetos I've never had cow food

    Amanda BruceAmanda BrucePirms 5 dienām
  • I’m eating Cheetos Uhhhhh

    pastelsnailpastelsnailPirms 5 dienām
  • "Subway bread is cake" Understandable "Pizza with more toppings weigh less" Ok, a little weird tho "Cheetos is cow food" *rethinks life*

    JV _JV _Pirms 5 dienām
    • Just another day with MatPat

      JAM MartinezJAM MartinezPirms 3 dienām
    • Lol same

      pastelsnailpastelsnailPirms 5 dienām
  • This has to be the most American moment

    Davin PajueloDavin PajueloPirms 5 dienām
  • So this IS clickbait It wasn't cow food it was industrial waste

    AWCY?AWCY?Pirms 5 dienām
  • chetos eat mor food

    a aa aPirms 5 dienām
  • Don cheetle. Lol.

    Mac TurnerMac TurnerPirms 5 dienām
  • "Cheetos is cow food" Hey if cow food is that delicious I'll gladly be a cow

    HudsonIronHudsonIronPirms 6 dienām
  • Mortal you dare call me a cow...

    Epic GamerEpic GamerPirms 6 dienām
  • So you mean I should actually try that cheeto flaming hot and cheese I saw? I bet it is actually really good on a salad though!

    Chloe SChloe SPirms 6 dienām
  • 4:46 look again a bfdi asset

    ryder russellryder russellPirms 6 dienām
  • 1:17 matpat if you use bfdi assets so much you should make a theory about it

    ryder russellryder russellPirms 6 dienām
  • Has anyone seen a video of someone actually eating a tidepod? I could never find one.

    Wabash15Wabash15Pirms 6 dienām
  • Owls Cheeze Doodles is the only cheese snack in the world that actualy taste good.. Cheetos are fucking horrible every single type

    Midtoker MariusMidtoker MariusPirms 6 dienām
  • Mat-pat: Cheetos come in a wide variety of flavor Also Mat-pat: *continues to show 5 bags of Cheetos that are intended to be hot*

    Krappy KalebKrappy KalebPirms 6 dienām
  • but theres a cheetah on the bag and not a cow so that would be hard

    Liam De La PortillaLiam De La PortillaPirms 7 dienām
  • it's fine if it's made for cows, I'm shaped like one

    ouistleplaysouistleplaysPirms 7 dienām

    Tim StoffersTim StoffersPirms 7 dienām
  • Pizza isn’t healthy but its made of cheese,sauce and dough

    Brovo 01Brovo 01Pirms 7 dienām
  • the definition of sushi is a bite sized food on a clump of rice so i can put a Cheeto on a thing of rice and call it sushi

    Ross HooverRoss HooverPirms 7 dienām
  • moo

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  • w h a t ? ? ?

    Conrad DavisConrad DavisPirms 7 dienām
  • What mouth does that remind me of... bfdi? No... bfb? No... NO. IT CAN’T BE. THE MEMEING BUT HAPPY FACE. How could you be so diabolical *this is a joke.*

    PermaFrostPermaFrostPirms 8 dienām
  • There is a Mac and cheese to where you can put some Cheetos non spicy or spicy into normal Mac n cheese any kind your comfortable with I prefer Kraft after the Mac And Cheese is made it Cheetos in or spicy in and you got yourself a extra cheesy or spice Mac and cheese.

    Joy BrockJoy BrockPirms 8 dienām
  • I love his beginning of every video “Hello Internet Welcome To Food Theory” I love it 😂

    Joy BrockJoy BrockPirms 8 dienām
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    Kathy De GusseméKathy De GusseméPirms 8 dienām
  • you would think the cheto maskot would be a cow right or am i just werid

    Franklin TreadwellFranklin TreadwellPirms 8 dienām
  • That's why it tasted like carboard

    Cale SpeightCale SpeightPirms 8 dienām
  • is it weird I'm eating hot Cheetos right now

    TheDarkKnightYTTheDarkKnightYTPirms 8 dienām
  • Are Wotsits and Cheetos the same thing? Except for the fact that Wotsits are C H O N K Y

    Polli GonnPolli GonnPirms 8 dienām
  • fun fact lobsters were so used they were known as the cockroaches of the sea and served in prison

    死神_vivaan死神_vivaanPirms 8 dienām
  • Are cheetos the american version of wotsits or different?

    CandyvultureCandyvulturePirms 8 dienām
  • You have a wife! 😡

    Cillian LennonCillian LennonPirms 8 dienām
  • i understand what you are saying but to me it would make more sense internationally if the product type was to become a proper fine dinning ingredient then the brand

    Gard Helgeland-RossavikGard Helgeland-RossavikPirms 9 dienām
  • The cow should be their mascot., not some cheetah.

    Jesse StatlerJesse StatlerPirms 9 dienām
  • I eat live cow food

    aldo plays robloxaldo plays robloxPirms 9 dienām
  • love the snack food for idiots. nearly choked on my Diet Coke when I heard it

    René MRené MPirms 9 dienām
  • I'm surprised MatPat didn't mention Ramen. How it's 12 cents a pack at the grocery store, but a single serving can set you back $7-$10 when purchased from a street vendor in Japan.

    Edward Lee MillerEdward Lee MillerPirms 9 dienām
  • The Adams Corporation (sing to Hamilton’s “The Adams Administration) How do cheese puffs, a byproduct, Accident of cow feed machines Fried up with some salty sheen Become so popular with us And gain a reputation WELCOME FOLKS, TO THE ADAMS CORPORATION

    Megan CampbellMegan CampbellPirms 9 dienām
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  • I think to make an expensive, high end cheeto, they're going to have to use the most expensive and most organic ingredients. But even if the ingredients are organic, it's not going to be expensive to make. Maybe the process of making a cheeto has to be more refined? I don't know

    jordan yuenjordan yuenPirms 9 dienām
  • C H E E T O xQcL

    FudgeMonkeyz69FudgeMonkeyz69Pirms 9 dienām
  • im wondering then... do they just give you a packet of cheetle for the chetos mac and cheese?

    Ash CarsoAsh CarsoPirms 9 dienām
  • I hope they don’t become super fancy because I don’t want to pay 200$ for a bag of Cheetos. XD

    Why OhhhWhy OhhhPirms 9 dienām
  • I hate cheese puffs any ways

    memes and ballsmemes and ballsPirms 9 dienām
  • I tried a burger with hot Cheetos and can confirm is delicious

    Itz JosiahItz JosiahPirms 9 dienām